Liquid Death

Give your baby a badass name, get 18 years of badass water. 

Just another way Liquid Death is making the world more metal and less plastic.

The Killer Baby Namer is a badass name generator for your future-badass spawn. 

Send a copy of your baby's birth certificate with one of our certified-metal names and get an 18-year supply of Liquid Death to keep little Veinslurper hydrated through puberty. 

It's really real. Give it a try.

Killer merch:

Press + recognition: 

Made with some metal folks at Humanaut:

CD:  David Littlejohn

ACD: Bethany Maxfield

Creative team: myself +  Emily Demario, Steven Preisman, David Cutler, Carrie Warren, Coleson Amon