The Humanaut Creative Test

6. There’s a brand-new 3D Meat Printer at Whole Foods that lets you print many varieties of cruelty-free, lab-grown meat. Write the copy for the sign next to this machine that makes this seem totally normal, and not creepy, and convinces people to try it for the very first time.

As harmless as coleslaw and potato salad. Still the star of the barbecue.  

Grade-A meat that happens to be cruelty free.